i used to be cool with them....
so perhaps i shall tell you about my little run in with the police. hehe...
so anyways...it was the night before thanksgiving and i thought to go down to west covina to see people and do my laundry etc. it should have been a nice night. i didnt have to work on thursday ... things were going quite well and dandy. so i'm like driving along...( i guess i should mention that a bus nearly ran me over somewhere along the way) minding my own freaking business. i'm in the left lane and i notice a cop car is in the right lane. so i'm like ok i better put on my best behavior. so i'm keeping speed limit, stoping when lights are red (and yellow)etc. next thing i know theres this light shining behind me and i'm like hmmm....then the red and blue lights start flashing...and i'm like ok i guess i might be getting pulled over. but i didnt really know what to do as i had never been pulled over before hehe. so then they put the siren and i'm like ok ok. so i pull over. and a police WOMAN comes over to my window and she's like shining her dumb flashlight on me and she's like "do u have ur license on you" and i'm like yeah. and she's like where is it. and i'm like in my purse right there (on the passenger seat) and she's like is it burried in ur purse and i'm like no its just right there in my wallet...can i get it? and she's like yeah. (meanwhile the other cop is over by the passenger window watching my every move.) and so i give her my lisence. and she's like do u have anything illegal in ur car. and i'm like no. and she's like do u have anything illegal on you. and i'm like no. and she's like can u step out of the car. so i get out and she's like put ur hands behind ur back. so i do that...and she asks me again do i have anything illegal on me and i say no. and she starts checking my jacket pocket. and then she tells me to step behind the car like off the street. so then shes asking me how old am i, have i ever been arrested etc etc. then the other cops like checking my eyes and all that. then she starts to frisk me. and when i say frisk, i mean aghghghgh she checked like my whole body dude like under my bra and all that nice stuff. and then she tells me to sit on the curb so i did and i had my knees up and she's like put ur legs out. so i'm like sigh...all sitting there all confused. and then she's like oh i pulled u over cuz u didnt have ur lights on. i'm like great. oh yeah theres a short. so then she asks me again if i have anything illegal in my car. i'm like no. and she's like do u have ur insurance and registration. and i'm like yeah in my glove compartment. so stupid bitch tries to get it and she cant figure out how to open it and all asking me if theres a lock on it and i'm like U JUST PULL IT OPEN. AGHGHGH. then she gets that out and she asks me again if i have anything illegal in my car. i'm like NO and she's like can i check. and i'm like yeah go for it.
so then etc etc she's all "are those all ur cigarettes in there" and i'm like YEAH. SOOOOO???
grrr...
anyways this is getting really repetitive. finally after she realised she was stupid and lame for thinking i'm a tweaker or whatever she writes me a ticket and lets me go with a "have a nice night". well screw you too.
that was FUN. not....
i hate cops
so anyways...it was the night before thanksgiving and i thought to go down to west covina to see people and do my laundry etc. it should have been a nice night. i didnt have to work on thursday ... things were going quite well and dandy. so i'm like driving along...( i guess i should mention that a bus nearly ran me over somewhere along the way) minding my own freaking business. i'm in the left lane and i notice a cop car is in the right lane. so i'm like ok i better put on my best behavior. so i'm keeping speed limit, stoping when lights are red (and yellow)etc. next thing i know theres this light shining behind me and i'm like hmmm....then the red and blue lights start flashing...and i'm like ok i guess i might be getting pulled over. but i didnt really know what to do as i had never been pulled over before hehe. so then they put the siren and i'm like ok ok. so i pull over. and a police WOMAN comes over to my window and she's like shining her dumb flashlight on me and she's like "do u have ur license on you" and i'm like yeah. and she's like where is it. and i'm like in my purse right there (on the passenger seat) and she's like is it burried in ur purse and i'm like no its just right there in my wallet...can i get it? and she's like yeah. (meanwhile the other cop is over by the passenger window watching my every move.) and so i give her my lisence. and she's like do u have anything illegal in ur car. and i'm like no. and she's like do u have anything illegal on you. and i'm like no. and she's like can u step out of the car. so i get out and she's like put ur hands behind ur back. so i do that...and she asks me again do i have anything illegal on me and i say no. and she starts checking my jacket pocket. and then she tells me to step behind the car like off the street. so then shes asking me how old am i, have i ever been arrested etc etc. then the other cops like checking my eyes and all that. then she starts to frisk me. and when i say frisk, i mean aghghghgh she checked like my whole body dude like under my bra and all that nice stuff. and then she tells me to sit on the curb so i did and i had my knees up and she's like put ur legs out. so i'm like sigh...all sitting there all confused. and then she's like oh i pulled u over cuz u didnt have ur lights on. i'm like great. oh yeah theres a short. so then she asks me again if i have anything illegal in my car. i'm like no. and she's like do u have ur insurance and registration. and i'm like yeah in my glove compartment. so stupid bitch tries to get it and she cant figure out how to open it and all asking me if theres a lock on it and i'm like U JUST PULL IT OPEN. AGHGHGH. then she gets that out and she asks me again if i have anything illegal in my car. i'm like NO and she's like can i check. and i'm like yeah go for it.
so then etc etc she's all "are those all ur cigarettes in there" and i'm like YEAH. SOOOOO???
grrr...
anyways this is getting really repetitive. finally after she realised she was stupid and lame for thinking i'm a tweaker or whatever she writes me a ticket and lets me go with a "have a nice night". well screw you too.
that was FUN. not....
i hate cops
posted by angie at
9:50 PM
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